We’re Here

Well, several hours in a smelly adolescent filled coach bus, and two hours of sleep later, I have seen Gettysburg Battlefield, National Aquarium, and McHenry Fort. I have also eaten enough to feed a small country, and become familiar with every licensed Starbucks store on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. Read: No Discount. Yes, without lube I purchased a $3.92 tall white mocha. It wasn’t even that stellar. I am now going to the probably bacteria and virus infested cess pot called a swimming pool, which will no doubt be filled with approximately 100 greasy teens. Maybe the chlorine will help alleviate the funk that has now consumed the bus.