To Wisconsin and Back

On my way to Door County, particularly going through Milwaukee, I rode in a constant stream of Harleys. This weekend was the 105 Anniversary Rally in Milwaukee. Not only was the factory on I-294 giving tours, but almost every dealership in the Milwaukee area had some sort of hog-roast or party lasting from Friday night through Monday afternoon. Riding north is very different from riding south. For the most part it is different because I ride a Kawasaki.

In the South, riders are relaxed and casual and give the friendly, left hand pointed down, motorcycle greeting to every bike they pass. There is no discrimination between the Harley riders and the rest of us. Everyone who is free enough, crazy enough, and iron-butted enough to ride down the I-75 corridor through the long sloping hills and mountains of Southern Tennessee and Northern Georgia, through the horrible stop and go traffic of Atlanta, into the scorching heat and enormous bugs of Florida, shares the feeling that all other bikers are to be acknowledged with a friendly point or a nod of the head. And when it rains we all stand under the same green-yellow lights at the Citgo station smoking cigarettes and exchanging our origins and destinations.

When I approached Milwaukee, the traffic was backed up all the way to the exit for Racine, which is Wisconsin highway K where we usually stop at Arby’s to eat, use the restroom, and fill up the car. At the next exit nearly every motorcycle began exiting the highway, and I needed gas, so I joined them. It is challenging enough to drive stop and go in a car; on a motorcycle it is almost impossible because your clutching hand, the left, gets tired and you grow weary of trying to negotiate between balancing and stopping. So I pulled into the BP along with everyone else. In the North, especially this close to where the coveted bikes are produced, the Harley riders are less than friendly to the rest of us, who ride bikes that get better gas mileage than cars. There was no standing together under the awning over the gas pumps. There was no friendly conversation between them and me. There was no casual waving, nodding, or acknowledgment that either the guy on the BMW or I existed.

There I was, parked by the building in the shade sitting on the sidewalk drinking my water and eating some Flaming Hot Planters Peanuts. There they were lounging comfortably in the picnic area, which they had completely overtaken by parking their bikes in a protective circle around the perimeter, smoking full flavor cigarettes in hard packs so they would survive the 70 mile an hour ride, and trying to guess what had happened to back the traffic up for 30 miles. Eventually we learned that a semi had rolled over on the ramp where I-94 splits to I-294, and traffic started moving again.

I walked back to my bike and began the journey north again. Alone. In a sea of Harleys. As far as the cars were concerned, we were equally bad.

EDIT:
Stuff from my other, old, defunct blog. Over the weekend, I went camping. This was not your run of the mill, go the a state park, drive up to your campsite and unload your stuff camping. We packed in all of our equipment on a two mile hike, and gathered wood in the forest all around, and went to the bathroom in the woods or a really smelly pit toilet. It was the last true weekend of summer, so the toilets were ripe. We took in too much food as usual, and it took two trips to carry everything out. Of course quite a bit of that excess was empty beer cans, but it still was quite a heft.

We rode our bicycles all over Door County. The first day we rode 22 or 23 miles and swam at School House Beach. For the first time, I actually swam out to the buoys that mark the edge of the beach area. I think I swam about 500 yards or more. I can tell you that swimming in open water is much more challenging that swimming in a pool. Even small waves impede your progress in a way you don’t expect: they slip into your mouth and try to kill you. We also found a new restaurant right by the beach. I had hummus and pitas, Ginger Beer, and a Guinness. Everyone else had paninis and Tim had a really tasty looking soft pretzel with mustard. It was a great change from the greasy, poop-inducing Alby.

That same day we rode in Peninsula State Park, but we didn’t reassert our “manhood” by climbing the really high hill. Instead we rode down a new road that was more beautiful than the other one anyway. The only thing missing was the beautiful view of the bay with the sailboats. We ate dinner at Digger’s, which has gone upscale. They still have pizza, but they now have onion strings instead of the famous beer battered onion rings that we go there for. At any rate, they had a new veggie burger that was fantastic. They make them there from nuts, seeds, and beans. They are served with and herb aioli that I asked them to kindly leave off.

The next day we rode about twelve miles total and went through my second favorite part of the Door: Cave Point. The ride is beautiful, the houses are fantastic, and the waves womping the shore make my heart sing. All in all the trip was a successful combination of relaxation and exercise. I feel rested and I feel like I can go from here. Forward.

My Second Long Solo Ride

I learned last night that Georgie, Bec’s mom, is worried about my motorcycle trip to the Door. She even planned a route for me to follow that she thought would be best. I am a bit nervous about this ride as well, but I also went to Google and planned a route. I will go up 31 to 30 and then connect to 65. I will then follow 90 to 94, around Chicago to 43. Once I am on 43 I will take it all the way to Sheboygan and connect to County Road C, which will take me to LS (Lake Shore, which goes all the way to Sturgeon Bay). I then get on 42 and go across the bridge all the way up to NP and to Newport Beach.

Motorcycle Ride

There has been no experience in my life that is quite the same as the 1,109 mile motorcycle ride I just took from my house in Muncie, IN to my best friend, Merideth’s house in Sebring, FL. Apparently, the ride would qualify me for the “Iron Butt Club,” which is a club that you can join when you go on a ride of a thousand miles or more. I think this ride should qualify me. I have an Iron Butt now. Winding through Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida, the ride took 22 hours including stopping for gas and lunches, and the majority of it was ridden in the rain, up and down hills and mountains. However, the worst parts of the ride were around Chattanooga, coming down out of the mountains with semis all around me, around Atlanta because Atlanta’s always a nightmare, and the last hour and a half when I found myself dodging old people like Mohammed Ali dodged punches.

When I arrived at Merideth’s house my ass was sore beyond belief, my shoes and my clothes were sodden, and my life had changed. It wasn’t the sort of change like becoming a Christian, where I should feel differently, act differently, or treat my fellow humans with more compassion, but no experience up to this point has been as breathtakingly exhilarating nor as hair-raisingly frightening as riding by myself half-way across the country. I mean some experiences have been similar: willingly losing my virginity, buying a house, committing to finish my PhD, and choosing someone to spend my life with. None of those experiences is quite the same as another, and none compare to submitting myself to the constant jarring and wind-beating of a thousand miles on a two-wheeled piece of steel with a literal fire burning eight inches below my crotch with nothing keeping me from getting burnt by the engine but a four inch thick vinyl seat and a well-loved pair of Levi 501s.

I call my bike Minerva, after the Roman goddess, who was considered to the virgin goddess of warriors, poetry, medicine, commerce, crafts, and music. I bought her before I ever even knew how to ride, mostly out of a rebellion and boredom I had felt since the age of 16 and possibly before then. I bought her for the same reason I have multiple tattoos and piercings and for the same reason I never have a “normal” hairdo. Since I had never ridden and didn’t know how to ride when I bought her, one of my students in my youth group rode her home for me, parked her in my driveway, and showed me the basics of riding, like where the clutch, shifter, brakes, and engine kill switch are located. I started riding her before I should have, and I am probably lucky I am still alive, so shortly after I bought Minerva, I took an ABATE motorcycle safety class and learned how little I knew about riding and how much I had to learn before going on those long rides on the wide open road that I had dreamed of for so many years. I was thirty that summer. That was four summers ago, and since then I had put 9,000 miles on her; now I can proudly say that she has successfully carried me over 10,000 miles. This ride, in particular, was exceptional because of the long distance and the rain.

It rained from just outside Indiana all the way to Atlanta on the first day and from about an hour inside of Florida until Sebring the second day. At one point in Florida, the rain was so thick, the downpour so torrential, even cars were pulling off the sides of the road to wait it out.

Tom, the Guy Under the Bridge

The rocks under the Elm Street Bridge were hard, jagged, and leaned a bit toward the water. They weren’t comfortable, but they were what I had. All of my possessions splayed out for every passerby to view and judge, I stashed my grocery cart a few steps away, well hidden by the trees and undergrowth. My bicycle was repeatedly stolen. Initially, this arrangement was a deal I had made with my family: they dropped me off the summer, I slept outside in the warmth of the Indiana summer, and I didn’t bother them for four to six months of the year. I didn’t bank on the fact that one winter they wouldn’t’ show up to take me home. I didn’t agree to sleep under the bridge through sub-zero, snow-filled Indiana winter nights. I never realized how little protection even a thick down-filled sleeping bag provides when the wind whips around the concrete supports of the bridge and my coffee cup has long since been emptied by my body’s desire for warmth. I didn’t expect them to forget about me.

Similarly, I didn’t bank on coming home one day to find that someone had erased me. All of my possessions were gone. They had even stolen the piece of cardboard I had scavenged from the dumpster behind the Marsh on Walnut. I had been using it to sleep on; after I removed most of the rocks, I used the cardboard to soften the hard clay of the river-bed. It gave me an eighth of an inch of give, more than the dirt itself would relax against the weight of my body. Whoever stole my bed, also took every last morsel of my food. I know some of it seemed like nothing anyone would want to eat—outdated bread, unrefrigerated Ranch dressing, stale orange juice I kept cold by dipping it in the cool running water—but someone took it all. My home had been razed. All my earthly belongings gone for the sake of urban beautification. I was unsightly, and someone saw to it that I was removed from the scene.

It’s Official; I’m Ahead in the Polls

I have decided to vote for myself for President.

Really what I am more concerned with at the moment is writing a constitution for this organization. I was thrilled when Alex mentioned that they call it the Lambda Union at Wright State, which is where I assume he is talking about, because I was thinking that calling it something with Lambda is all encompassing without using all the fucking letters and arguing about what order they go in and which ones to include. Good to know, Alex, whose blog I still can’t read. At any rate, we have to write a constitution in order to be accepted into the ranks of “official” BSU organizations. That is the goal, so write the constitution I will. In my spare time.

Tomorrow is my last of classes for the week. I am glad. I am spent. I am ready to go to Door County. I am so excited about being out in the middle of nowhere for four days that I can hardly stand it. No computer, no cell phone, and no pressure. I get to relax. I am actually packing a bit more fun into the weekend by turning it into a motorcycle trip as well. I will leave early on Friday morning and will ride up around Chicago and then head toward the lake. I found a route that will take me right along the lake once I get into Wisconsin. I will ride from Sheboygan to Sturgeon Bay along the lake, and then I will meander my way to Newport Beach State Park. The only part of the trip I am concerned about is the ride around Chicago; I assume it will be somewhat like Atlanta. I hear that it isn’t supposed to rain this weekend, which makes my still recovering from jungle rot feet incredibly happy.

EDIT:
Stuff from my other, old, defunct blog. My new thing is that I get really hungry in the afternoon. I mean really hungry. I think I am not bringing enough food for lunch, or maybe I need to bring another meal with. Perhaps I am going too long between feedings, or maybe I just need to have some good snacks in my office in order keep the hunger away. I seriously feel like my stomach is eating itself right now and I can’t wait until I get home. I have this amazing pasta salad waiting for me when I get there.

I got home last night and Bec had gone a little crazy with the cooking. She made me vegan banana bread, pasta salad, and vegan jambalaya. I brought jambalaya with me for lunch today, as well as eating a piece of banana bread for breakfast. When I get home I may eat the whole darned container of pasta.

I am a little frustrated right now, because I can’t run because of this horrific sinus infection. My sinuses are clogged, my lungs are gunky (which is apparently an official word for full of shit), and my joints still ache. It has finally stopped aching when I breathe, so I think I am on the right track. I am only blowing my nose every hour or so now, and I feel a little more alert. On the positive side of all of this, I am riding my bike to school everyday and will be riding quite a bit this weekend, so I don’t feel like I have lost much of my physical stamina from running.

One thing I realized in class today is that I do quite a bit of self-policing. I constantly watch myself, carefully monitoring my body, assessing its function and trying to figure out what is going on inside myself. I need to stop being so reflective.