Thanks, Pittsburgh Pirates.

Dear Pittsburgh Pirates,

Thanks for being in last place in the National League. I feel very good about myself for choosing to be a fan of your team this year. My self-esteem needed this boost, and I am sure yours did too. Could you try hard not to completely suck for the rest of this year? If Baltimore ends up with a better record than you do, we’re through.

Sincerely,

A Newly Devoted Fan

One response to “Thanks, Pittsburgh Pirates.

  1. To quote that most eloquent of philosophers, Nelson J. Muntz:

    Ha ha!

    Sincerely,
    A Lifelong Phillies Phan

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